Ascot: A Cautionary Tale

In 1799 the army was called to Royal Ascot when a disagreement over a bet escalated into a full-scale riot.

Please, gents, desist from such unruly behaviour – particularly if you are wearing one of our own-label morning coats. It’s not the sort of thing we wish to read in The Daily Telegraph below the fold on the front page:

“The main protagonist in the fracas, who lunged at the Royal Procession brandishing a cucumber from the Pimm’s bar, was attired in a Hornets of Kensington morning coat in breathable merino wool.”

There’s no such thing as bad publicity – but we draw the line at fisticuffs, thanks.


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s