… to bring you this Urgent Message.
Remember your poor old dad this Sunday – there he is, above, tucking into a bowl of cold gruel. O! the deprivation!
Look at the state of that battered old Tam O’ Shanter he clutches in the picture. O! the shame!
It’s Fathers’ Day.
Be nice to the old duffer.
Bring him down to Hornets and buy him a nice new hat.