To the Hornets customer who lost his watch last week:
WE FOUND YOUR WATCH!
If you read this, get in touch, or simply swing by to collect it here in Church Walk, Kensington.
The Man From The Hornet adds… “… and that’s when they found the watch!” just happens to be the punchline to one of the most off-colour gags that our colleague The Barfly has ever cracked. Luckily, The Man From The Hornet would never let such sordid material sully our blog. Well, at least not today…
And as a PPS… we all know that the Patron Saint of Lost Things is Saint Anthony, but did you know that the Patron Saint of Horologists (watchmakers) is St Peter. There’s your free fact of the day. Don’t say we’re not good to you.