The Man From the Hornet writes…
Gentle Horneteers, I have something of a confession…
Last week I wrote here about losing my hat on the London Underground. It was a piece so packed with incident that it was a surprise even to me that I could desist from flapping my wrists for long enough to type the bally thing.
Dearie me. What a spectacle.
A particularly embarrassing spectacle given that I have since… found my hat.
And where did I find it?
In my own bag.
Thanks once again to all the lovely folk in my carriage who went to such (unnecessary) lengths to help an idiot find a hat that wasn’t lost in the first place.
And thanks to The Guv’nor who provided me with a replacement hat. Here’s a picture of it…