The 12 Bears of Christmas No.7: Thomas

Meet Thomas…


Hornets Bears Thomas


Thomas is something of a petrol head. He likes to drive fast cars, but doesn’t much care for paying speeding fines or the Congestion Charge.

“Thing is,” he says, “after a long day hanging around here at Hornets I like to get home quick sharp, and the motor is the fastest way to travel. The way I see it, I’m doing a service for the good people of Kensington by brightening up this old shop here and I should be exempt from both the Congestion Charge and any traffic fines incurred while getting here in good time.”

Here’s his letter to Santa…

Thomas Letter


The Guv’nor replies… Thomas, you put me in an invidious position. I am, you will understand, unable to endorse the breaking of the laws of the Queen’s Highway in a public forum such as this blog… but I am a loyal friend and will stand by you through thick and thin. Whether escaping the long arm of the law, pressing the pedal to the boards or standing before the beak, you will always be impeccably shod if I have any say in the matter. How about these…

Hornets For Shoes


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